New from David P. Turnerberger III Enterprises.
The Brian-Blessed-In-Your-Pocket! Comes with 5 phrases:
1. “I’M BRIAN BLESSED!”
2. “SLIT THEIR GIZZARDS!”
3. “HAWKMEN! DIIIIIIIVE!!!”
4. “YOU’VE WON! LET HIM DIE!”
And of course:
5. “GORDON’S ALIVE!”
All lovingly rendered at 140 decibels.
Impress your friends! Annoy your neighbours! Worry your pets!
If I can get the funding, I reckon we could have it in the shops by Christmas. Who wants one?
Phrases designed in conjunction with Anton and Rob Stickler.
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Army of Dave 
You just need one of him laughing as well.
YES! I WANT ONE OF THOSE WITH HIM SHOUTING AND EVERYTHING!
Mere pockets cannot contain Brian Blessed. But I suppose Brian-Blessed-In-Your-Lead-Walled-Portable-Fallout-Shelter has neither the ring nor the appeal…
I want him to say FRESH HORSES!
I'd fund* it, only if he says AND NOW, HERE IS … YOUR PACKAGE! though.
*funding may be imaginary.
Actually, can't we get some sort of Firefox extension that lets you click on anything to get it read out in Brian Blessed's voice? I'd *pay* for that…
Hmmm. I'm sure I posted a comment last night. wonder where that's gone?
Anyway, there are a lot of good Blessed lines out there, aren't there? I also quite like "Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?!?" from Blackadder.
I like the Firefox extension. How about a downloadable satnav? "TAKE THE THIRD EXIT ONTO THE A413!!!"
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