X-Men: The Last Straw

Which will be forever known as “Two Hours of My Life I’m Never Having Back”. I could sit here for hours writing about the plot holes, characters disappearing and re-appearing, not enough Rogue in leather and the massive problem with the whole premise of the film. And WTF is going on with Sir Ian McKellan’s ears? Is he Ferengi?

But I won’t. I’ll just ask this simple question. Why did they replace Hugh Jackman with Wayne Slob? “I’m avin’ a fag, Magneto!!!”

Roll on “Watchmen”…