Apple To Update iPhone Keyboard…

…To reflect changes in modern grammar.

“Cutting Edge” Technology

Apple Launches New Stormtrooper

Both the 16GB and 32GB models will be available in either black or white.

Darth Vader is annoyed.

Why I Like Apple

Because they annoy the Daily Mail:

Still, it’s a bit rich for the Mail to accuse people of being smug bores.

I shall now spend the day holding my iPhone very close to my face and pretend I have an iPad.

Kirk Regretted Buying Spock an iPhone for Christmas

Yes. Spock’s first name is Nigel.